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[as_damaged]

I'm... guessing today's another curse? At least it isn't as embarrassing or awkward for the affected as the pickup lines were. I mean, I know you couldn't help yourselves, but that was a strange situation to arrive in the midst of. To all of you who helped me out-- or tried to, for that matter-- thank you.

Well, since I seem to be stuck here, I suppose I ought to look into more permanent living arrangements... as I'm sure my boss would like his couch back. Does anyone need a roommate? I'm neat and quiet, and happy to do my share of the housework.