Chief patty flipper at Burgerland. Where do you think?

[Yes, it's probably unfair to tease, having admitted spending a month performing extractions for the things that live in the underground, but still. Really?]

Only stopped by the hospital to see if they had a vacancy for an attending surgeon. Turns out their head of intensive care recently left them in the lurch.

[By, you know, forgetting he had the job.

And oh, that's right, he's a surgeon, now.]