☤ sixteen

[as_damaged]

I've seen this happen before, though I won't pretend to understand it. I guess it's not all that different from what passes for normal around here.


What is it that brings you all here? What do you get out of it? And why do you get to leave when you want...




[ooc; try to minimize spoiling if you would? um, mostly, go nuts, idek. I love fourth wall curses. so much. <33 have fun bbyz, spam, backdate as long as you like]

Comments

[factosintolrant.livejournal.com]

Well hellooo nurse!

[as_damaged]

That isn't funny.

[factosintolrant.livejournal.com]

It wasn't a joke.

So....what are you doing tonight?

[as_damaged]

I'm not a nurse.

And that's none of your business.

[factosintolrant.livejournal.com]

Wanna feel my pulse?

[as_damaged]

No.

[factosintolrant.livejournal.com]

Wanna feel something else?

[as_damaged]

Want a sedative?

[factosintolrant.livejournal.com]

Can you get me what Michael Jackson got?

[as_damaged]

A record deal? No.

[factosintolrant.livejournal.com]

No. The drugs. I want the Jackson cocktail.

[as_damaged]

I have no idea what prescriptions he's on.

[factosintolrant.livejournal.com]

Damn it!

[cushylife.livejournal.com]

[factosintolrant.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I don't swing that way. What you've heard about me and Jon is a complete lie.


Also, anything you may have heard about me and Anderson is just that man's drug-addled dream. I NEVER would have done that with him. Ever.

[cushylife.livejournal.com]

How about what I've heard about you and the accident with the defibrillation machine? Because that one could be arranged.

[factosintolrant.livejournal.com]

How did you hear about that? The defibrillation machine promised it wouldn't tell anyone!