as_damaged: (//mad cows like bumblebees)
Allison Cameron ([personal profile] as_damaged) wrote2009-07-04 11:26 am

☤ sixteen

I've seen this happen before, though I won't pretend to understand it. I guess it's not all that different from what passes for normal around here.


What is it that brings you all here? What do you get out of it? And why do you get to leave when you want...




[ooc; try to minimize spoiling if you would? um, mostly, go nuts, idek. I love fourth wall curses. so much. <33 have fun bbyz, spam, backdate as long as you like]

[identity profile] fear-teh-rsl.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
... oh, it's just-- you look exactly like her.

I'm sorry. Uh, Robert.

[identity profile] fear-teh-rsl.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
The odds of that can't be very high, can they...?

Sorry, you are?

[identity profile] fear-teh-rsl.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
... okay, very funny, Jennifer.

[identity profile] fear-teh-rsl.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's okay for you to break character now.

[identity profile] fear-teh-rsl.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh... Allison Cameron? That's a character, one that you play.

You do... still realize all this, don't you?

[identity profile] fear-teh-rsl.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, aside from the fact that I'm stuck in this bizarre City, I'm fine.

And considering you're the one insisting you're a fictional character, I really feel I ought to be asking the question.

[identity profile] fear-teh-rsl.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
... right.

Well, that's convenient. Because then the fact that I can tell you every detail of the lives of Allison Cameron and every other character on the show could just be dismissed as a hallucination utilizing your knowledge.

[identity profile] fear-teh-rsl.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, so I've been putting food on my table by pretending to be an oncologist in a real hospital for the past few years.

[identity profile] fear-teh-rsl.livejournal.com 2009-07-04 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Wilson isn't real.

I'm--

Wait, what?