[Accidental Voice]

uh...

[There's a long pause, before she begins speaking quietly to herself, unaware that she's being recorded.]

Okay, this is definitely... not happening. This isn’t where I’m supposed to be-- not even that, it doesn't even look familiar... it must be a hallucination. Did someone drug me? Actually that might explain a lot...

[Somewhat louder, and frustrated.]

Well, now what?

[ooc: Please, please, please feel free to use all your pickup lines on her. >D]