☤ fifty

[as_damaged]

[VIDEO;]

[The camera shakes a little, coming in and out of focus as she trains it on the bottom of a door. Small, pale tendrils are starting to creep through underneath it. The picture is jostled again as one foot stomps down on the little feelers... When she moves back again they're gone, crushed into a thick, gelatinous paste on the tile floor. From the other side of the door comes a menacing, deep noise that almost sounds like...

Quacking, actually. It sounds like quacking.

Cameron sighs, sounding surprisingly not terrified.]

I think my leftovers are trying to kill me.

Comments

[neverplay]

I didn't do it!

[as_damaged]

Technically, I suppose I did, by leaving it in the refrigerator to begin with.

[neverplay]

You need help? Or do you think you can handle it?

[as_damaged]

I think I've got it. It just caught me off guard.

[neverplay]

What are you planning to do with it?

[as_damaged]

Flush it down the toilet.

[neverplay]

Really? What if it comes back up the pipes when you're taking a shit?

[as_damaged]

[Mindy, you are going to give her a headache.]

Plumbing doesn't really work that way.

[neverplay]

Not if the thing's animated.

[as_damaged]

I'm fairly certain there are valves meant to keep things down.