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[as_damaged]

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[The camera shakes a little, coming in and out of focus as she trains it on the bottom of a door. Small, pale tendrils are starting to creep through underneath it. The picture is jostled again as one foot stomps down on the little feelers... When she moves back again they're gone, crushed into a thick, gelatinous paste on the tile floor. From the other side of the door comes a menacing, deep noise that almost sounds like...

Quacking, actually. It sounds like quacking.

Cameron sighs, sounding surprisingly not terrified.]

I think my leftovers are trying to kill me.

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[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

[ max has equipped herself with a broom and is currently on the hunt for her own leftovers. there's evidence of a fight in the form of scorch marks on the door, walls, and floor and a few streaks of black on her cheeks. it almost looks as if she's in a football game, or at least preparing to watch one. ]

I didn't think I had this many.

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[as_damaged]

[There's the occasional irregular bang in the background; she hasn't decided how to deal with hers just yet.]

As far as I know it's just this-- [bang] one.

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[aregulargirl.livejournal.com]

[ max hasn't either, but the broom seems to be doing a decent job for the time being. (she may try disinfectant later.) ]

I've got a few smaller ones. [ WHACK. ] But I meant I didn't think I had enough leftovers for this to be a problem.

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[as_damaged]

I don't have too much, thankfully... [bang!] I suppose this means it went bad before I got back to it.

[heart-at-stake.livejournal.com]

You're in luck then. I just happen to be a hero for hire. Very reasonable rates and all that.

[as_damaged]

I appreciate the offer but I think I can manage it. It's just soup.

[heart-at-stake.livejournal.com]

Are you sure about that? I could come over with a big spoon.

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[worksmart.livejournal.com]

[He can't help thinking it's weirdly like her dream. Wierdly, perhaps, being the operative world.]

Should I bring over a weapon, or plum sauce?

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[as_damaged]

Do you think I can get a good enough grip on sentient soup to drop it in the toilet?

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[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Maybe. But I wouldn't plan on using it later.

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[orangetoughguy]

What?

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[as_damaged]

When I opened my refrigerator, something jumped out. I'm guessing it is-- was-- Thai food from the other evening.

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[orangetoughguy]

...What?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

That's fucking disgusting.

[as_damaged]

Just another day in the City, really.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Seriously? Your fridge comes to life and that's what you have to say?

[neverplay]

.... Ewwwww.

[as_damaged]

I agree.

[neverplay]

I didn't do it!

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[adamantined]

[Claire's silence on the line might be attributed to figuring out what to start with. Or maybe to figuring out which cleaning product to suggest this time.]

If you dump it down a drain, I'd definitely pour Drain-O in after it.

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[as_damaged]

That's not a bad idea. [There's a long pause.] I've got bleach, that should work, too.

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[adamantined]

That was another suggestion. Just as long as you stop it from coming back up. The bonus is in making the room smell clean.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

[If only this response could come with its own orchestral background music.]

Cameron! My sword is at your side!

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[as_damaged]

[When she answers, she almost sounds a little sheepish.]

I-- thank you! But it won't be necessary, Caspian.

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[treadingdawn.livejournal.com]

[Less BATTLE YELL tone.]

Are you sure?