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[as_damaged]

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[The camera shakes a little, coming in and out of focus as she trains it on the bottom of a door. Small, pale tendrils are starting to creep through underneath it. The picture is jostled again as one foot stomps down on the little feelers... When she moves back again they're gone, crushed into a thick, gelatinous paste on the tile floor. From the other side of the door comes a menacing, deep noise that almost sounds like...

Quacking, actually. It sounds like quacking.

Cameron sighs, sounding surprisingly not terrified.]

I think my leftovers are trying to kill me.

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[adamantined]

Something heavy like a boulder?

I'm not really sure what these things can even do, but they're determined to do it. Maybe stain good sweaters everywhere.

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[as_damaged]

Or the trash can. Possibly the iron, too.

I think it was trying to bite, but... not very well.

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[adamantined]

I've heard that ducks can bite pretty hard, but I don't know anything about duck leftovers.

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[as_damaged]

Mock duck, technically. And it's on the soggy side. I'm guessing it wouldn't have been much good to eat at this point anyway.